Welcome to the Oasis

Franco: In the cottonmouth dry heat of the blogosphere, Franco and CoCo have for you a treat to satisfy your thirsty desires. Consider this your oasis away from your normal oasis.

CoCo: 1) I can't believe I married a man that would publish those two sentences on the Internet for all to see. 2) I can't believe that man took 30 minutes to write those two sentences.

Franco: 3) Eat me, CoCo. With chopsticks.

CoCo: And with that, you can tell what sort of blog this is: holiday photos; family updates; all-around wholesome, matrimonial goodness. And we're glad you're here so we can share with you. Subscribe if you'd like to receive our banter in your inbox. Although, who would really want to get themselves into that sort of mess?

Franco: You can add a slice of Gouda to that, too. Smoked.

CoCo: Until the next post. We'll leave y'all with this gem from 2010. Peace.