Showing posts with label wedding. Show all posts
Showing posts with label wedding. Show all posts

November 09, 2012

Tower of Dougie

Franco

It is said that mankind's hubris led to the creation of the Tower of Babel in an effort to reach the heavens. In an effort to divide and conquer the Gods came down from the clouds to confound their speech rendering them unable to communicate their love for one another. All is not lost however. Mankind's redemption is near through the teachings of what can only be described as miraculous. Using the universal language known as "The Dougie" multitudes across the globe are once again reconnecting. It started in a distant outpost known only to a few as Inglewood. All records of the first "Dougie" are lost to civilization but it has since spread like wild fire in the region as can be seen in the following historical document:



Messengers on horse back spread the word to the far off lands south of the Rio Grande. Study it carefully to reap the benefits of the subtle nuances brought upon by the cross-cultural synergy.


For years it was believed that the dance of the "Dougie" was a regional phenomenon doomed to languish in isolation on the shores of the New World. In what could only be described as providence, traces of the language have been spotted halfway around the world unifying Gods' children near the cradle of civilization.


It is evident that mankind's long journey home is nearing its final leg as more and more cultures assimilate to the teaching of the "Dougie." However, the true test is yet to be administered. Winter is coming and the last stretch to cross is the dreaded "Techno Dance" that has grown in popularity among the hedonistic pagans.


Does redemption lie in humanity's future? Will "Techno Dance" be its doom? Or something more sinister?  Only time will tell.

June 30, 2012

Pink Saturday!

We live in San Francisco and it was just the big Pride celebration weekend, but this post isn't about THAT Pink Saturday. It's about my sister-in-law's engagement party.

Last Saturday Franco's family hosted an engagement party for his sister and her future in-laws. The usual Afghan party traditions were turned up a notch as this was an all-out affair. Fancier than the Afghan weddings I've attended, walking in the room transported you to a pink-themed fantasy land. It was a beautiful way to start a marriage. So, congratulations Barine and Habib! We wish you happiness (and can't imagine what's in store for the wedding :) ).


Photos
Bottom left: Barine and Habib's entrance.
Center: Franco and his dad.
Top right, in one photo: Our niece, excited to grab money from the dance floor (adults will make it rain dollar bills for the little ones).
Bottom right: The Yari clan. (Top row: Franco's sister Shida, Franco. Bottom row: Franco's sister-in-law Sarah, Franco's dad, Franco's brother Ali, his niece.)



June 13, 2012

Patney Fiesta

Good morning y'all, CoCo here.

This past weekend Franco and I traveled up to Washington state for a Peace Corps reunion. Wait, no... I mean Patrick and Whitney's wedding. (Sorry!) Since they were part of our Peace Corps group, there were inevitably a handful of other ex-volunteers there as well. Put a group of us in the same room and there's always a lot of fun. But let's not let that overshadow the whole point of the weekend: two amazing people getting hitched!



After going to the wrong church initially, we finally made it to the beautiful chapel in Olympia where Patrick and Whitney got married. (Although, we did walk in after the bride. Oops.) Franco and I loved how green Washington is and the church had huge windows behind the alter to show off the area's natural beauty. I almost cried during the ceremony. It was really great to see Patrick and Whitney so happy and making such a huge commitment in front of friends and family.


After the ceremony we headed over to Schilter Family Farm for the reception. It was beautiful. Whitney's family paid perfect attention to the details, from the scrabble-themed garlands to the W&P hot sauce favors. 




Once the bride and groom joined us they took over as bartenders, which was incredibly cute.



Everyone raved about the BBQ dinner and the homemade cupcake dessert. Following tradition, the maid of honor and the best man gave speeches after dinner.




And then, of course, came the dancing! (Can you tell that's my favorite part of a wedding reception?)



And of course there was some goofing-off...



At the end of the reception, Danny and Jen (Peace Corps friends, pictured above with Franco) had a limo pick up the Peace Corps folk, wedding couple included, and we drove around Olympia having fun. And I just happened to have 150 glow sticks in my bag to add to the fun! (Electro-loving party goddess here. Ha!) After our joy ride we dropped off the newlyweds at home.






As if the fairytale wedding and reception weren't enough, Whitney's parents invited all the couple's family and friends over the next morning for coffee and pastries. (I'm not sure how they weren't passed out with exhaustion at that point.) It was the perfect end to an amazing wedding weekend.



April 20, 2012

La luna de miel

Hey all, CoCo here. I'm dedicating my first (solo) post to our honeymoon. Maybe it's because I have spring fever and am itching to go on a trip, but I've been thinking about our honeymoon a lot lately. Plus I finally finished editing out photos. So without further ado, let me take you on a photo journey of Puerto Rico, my heart's devotion...

We arrived to La Concha Renaissance Resort Monday evening, after a three-day wedding extravaganza and a day of travel. We were exhausted so we ordered room service and went straight to bed. Going to bed at 8 p.m. meant waking up as the sun was rising, and I'm glad I woke up so early because I got to see this beautiful scene from our balcony:


Not only was our room view beautiful, the hotel itself was pretty amazing. 


Downstairs we met a concierge sent to us from the honeymoon gods. Friendly and extremely knowledgeable, we handed him our honeyfund to-do list and he planned out our days and set up our adventures. After that we headed to the room for our first of many naps during the trip. (Did I mention the whole wedding weekend really knocked us out?) When we woke up it was for honeymoon outing numero uno: the spa.


We had a couple's massage and body scrubs and while I found it the perfect way to start our vacation and let go of all the anxiety and stress that led up to wedding weekend, Franco wasn't so convinced. The sauna was too hot, the steam room too sweaty, the scrub too wet. Hmph, men. (Note to self: plan future spa days with your girlfriends; avoid spa days with Franco at all cost.)

After the spa we headed back to the hotel and, yes, we took a nap. When we woke up we got dressed and went to the hotel's famous La Perla restaurant. It was pretty cool because it's on the beach and shaped like a shell, and when you're inside it even feels like you're in a shell. Check it out:


After dinner we went to bed, making sure to get plenty of rest before we took on day two: a zip line jungle adventure. 


As you can tell from the photo, Franco wasn't too excited about the zip line adventure. Apparently he waited until we had booked the trip to tell me he was afraid of heights. He decided to give it a go anyway and we hiked our way up paths, rivers, and waterfalls to get to the top of the zip line system.

  

Franco got past his fear and we both had a lot of fun. Our guides knew a lot about the geographic history of Puerto Rico and its plant and animal life, so we learned a lot about the area along the way. Franco even got to eat some live termites. Another bit of knowledge we got from a guides was where to eat in Old San Juan. That same night we took one of his recommendations and went to Marmalade.

Our guide told us to make sure we told them it was our honeymoon when we made our reservation and once we got there we knew why. We had the best table in the house (a corner spot with a bed of pillows behind us) and they covered it in rose petals. We had a million-course meal with wine pairings and our waiter showered us with excellent service. It was by far the most romantic dinner we've had.  


For those of you that don't speak Spanish, Puerto Rico means "land of no turn-signals" and I got to experience that first hand on day three of our honeymoon. We rented a car so we could go visit El Yunque, the only rainforest in the United States (see video below). The park was beautiful and perfectly maintained. We stopped at a few vistas and then hiked to Las Minas Falls for a quick swim. 

 

After El Yunque, we continued east since we were going to go kayaking that night. Our superstar concierge recommended that we stop at Luquillo on the way there. When we showed up, it turned out that one of Puerto Rico's most popular beaches had been privately reserved for us. What a concierge! Or was that because we were in Puerto Rico during their slowest month of the year? Whatever the reason, it was beautiful and after alone time on the beach we found a nearby restaurant. There, we had the best monfongo (traditional mashed plantain dish) of our trip.

 

After the beach, we headed to Fajardo for some night kayaking. I'll admit, this is when I started getting scared. Although I made myself out to be a thrill-seeker when making fun of Franco for fearing the zip line, I was deathly afraid of night kayaking. Kayaks. Ocean. Night. Enough to turn me around, however Franco convinced me to get in the kayak and paddle along.


The trip ended up being great. We paddled out to a lagoon where a special algae grows that lights up upon movement, giving the illusion that the water is glowing. Apparently there are very few places on earth where this happens and now we can say we've seen it. We also learned that our marriage was off to a good start when we realized that every kayak duo on our tour was wildly bickering while trying to navigate but we were smooth sailing... er, kayaking.

Part of the reason we chose Puerto Rico for our honeymoon was that we could have it all: jungle, beaches, and city. At this point we had checked off the first two, and so day four was dedicated to Old San Juan.


At the recommendation of our zip line guide, we ate lunch at Cafe Puerto Rico. This was probably the most delicious meal of our entire trip. I should say good food was a priority for us on our honeymoon. We made a point to eat our way through the island and day four was no exception. In fact, it was the climax of our supreme fattiness.


After lunch, we visited Castillo de San Cristobal, one of the two Spanish forts in Old San Juan. 





Then we wandered through the city, checking out the cobbled streets and Spanish architecture and, of course, grabbing snacks (see the homemade guava ice cream!).







After wandering on our own, we met with a small group for a food tour in the early evening. This was both Franco's first and my first food tour and we agree the idea is genius. Our guide brought us around the city and explained about the architecture, history, etc. and along the way we stopped at restaurants for the different courses of our dinner. 




At one of the restaurants we sat in an old tunnel that connected the governor's palace to the church in the days of Spanish rule. Pretty cool.


After our Old San Juan day we needed a little more beach time before we headed home, so we spent our last full day in Puerto Rico on a booze cruise. I know, I know, TOURISTY!, but we had a great time spending the day on the sea, drinking pina coladas, snorkeling, and being attacked by jellyfish . 



Sadly, we woke up the next day and had to head to the airport. But not before we could order our last roomservice meal. Waffles and champagne, the breakfast of champions. :)


Overall, our honeymoon was the best vacation of our lives. It was the perfect way to start our marriage and we are forever grateful to those of you that made it happen. Mil gracias to our honeyfund donors: D.D. Robinson; Alex Jieh, Zoe Robinson & Dalton Nixon; Dennis Vilorio & Emily Harrington; James, Michelle, Danielle, & Erika Mitchell; Greg Cocozza & Lisa Della Badia; Samira Bozorgi & Josh Spira; Niraj Patil & Keesler Welch; Chris & Viola Curtis; Aditi Nath; Natalie Grace Sweet; Ana Maria & Samuel Hugo Alcoreza Stephanie Hirano; Danny & Jen Masterson; and Andrew & Deborah Luquin.

I leave you with another gem, this time a video filmed in El Yunque rainforest: